i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
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I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
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Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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