what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
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Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
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My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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