you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Holy sore nipples Batman
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Randomize
