Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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