But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
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