your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
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