I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
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I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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