Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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