I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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