sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
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Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
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And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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