people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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