In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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