Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I just forgot I was standing up.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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