Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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