You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
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he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
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Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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