i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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