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I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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