let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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