I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
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Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
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Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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