She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
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I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
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You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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