tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
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the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
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Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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