try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
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I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
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You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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