Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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