I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
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What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
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okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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