I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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