i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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