suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
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Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
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I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize