Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
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It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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