I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
its not stalking. its research.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
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I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
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Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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