I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I just blew my weed a kiss
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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