sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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