I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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