I love having hate sex.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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