between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
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Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
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my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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