So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
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a search helicopter?!
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
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You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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