it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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