Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
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Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
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Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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