we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
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Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
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Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
ok first of all what the fuck
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