The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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