My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
We left the knife in your bed.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
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Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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