I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
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good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
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I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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