dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
you traded sex for a burrito?
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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