i just wanna soil my oats bro
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
smell my finger.
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still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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