either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
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She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
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You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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