marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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