you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
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So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
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At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
My vagina is very pro this idea
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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