the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Plan B is the new Plan A
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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