Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
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You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
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Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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