Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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