my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
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Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
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I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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