And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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