Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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